Short St. Patrick’s Day Jokes

Q: Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day? A: Regular rocks are too heavy. Q: Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun? A: Because they’re always a little short. Q: Why do leprechauns have pots o’gold? A: They like to “go” first class! Q: How can you tell if an Irishman is [...]